HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

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20 minutes left and im pretty sure i died 30 minutes ago

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roachpatrol:

headcanonish:

steampunktendencies:

Jellyfish Air Plants (PetitBeast)

Some magical experiments with plants and other living creatures produce dangerous chimeras. Others produce simple pleasures welcome in any wizarding home.

this is fucking absurd i want a million gazillion

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,,

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

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—  quentin tarantino as quentin tarantino in a quentin tarantino movie

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brilliances:

following back new followers

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sexhaver:

college

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